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Cooling Demotivational Poster


POLITICALLY CORRECT -


TAGS: my seventy two hour cooling off period is over
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:25 am
You know that whole rule about personal attacks? Not that it really is one, but with the way things have been going around here in the last couple days, I don't know how strictly the rules will play.
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:23 am
Ok Boss...easy now. I don't intend to harm you.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:20 am
And it was the same dude. Lot of alge growing on his back, but if you looked real careful like at the algae, you see: Harry Belefonte. And there can be only one Harry Belefonte.
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:19 am
Rejected why?
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:19 am
Thanks NIK. Having you talk down to me like that feels a little like I'm cheatin' on the wife. But it happened more than once. And I picked up the little dude more than once. And I've caught my share of completely wild turtles. This was different.
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:16 am
LOL. I also submitted a poster, which I expect to be rejected, by the way. Had to do it though. How long do these things usually take? Seems like forever this time.
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:13 am
Obama poster isn't until August 11. What the hell, Sean?
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:13 am
Well I'm sure that's all just how you remember it. I've caught dozens of turtles of all kinds in my youth, and imagine if you stand in the right spot for long enough, you could call any name and something will come to you. HAHA!!! I'm just sayin...
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:12 am
*jaw-drop* Giving turtles a come-hither finger gesture?
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:12 am
Oh, uhm, "The Boss (Sean)" is because I just submitted an Obama -- "Born in the USA!" poster under that name.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:10 am
hurt a turtle, and he was fine. I didn't do anything else to him. Of course the "he" part of my totally true story is an a**umption on my part. The rest is as I have said.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:08 am
my finger (well out of reach of it's mouth). When it got a few feet onto land I made a noise and kinda bluff. When he truned to try to get back into the water, I lifted him up by the tail. I looked at him for a bit and then let him go. I would never
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:06 am
Thanks NIK. But I swear that story is true. I was about ten-ish and I called "Timmy" for about, what seemed like forever, and this pretty much fully grown snapping turtle came out of nowhere to where I was. I then lured it onto land using ...
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:05 am
Ambien, Sean?
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:04 am
LOL. Sean...you really crack me up!
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:03 am
or fed him a lot when he was smaller. What I was told is that they raised him and then let him and his sibling, Tommy, go.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:02 am
I used to know a snapping turtle named Timmy. Lived free, in a pond atttached to a lake, but would come if you called him. True story. Just thought I'd share that. The folks whose cottage was next to that pond either raised him from a hatchling ...
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:58 pm
Not the snapping turtles, I hope.
Sean - August 1, 2009, 11:57 pm
Either way, it's turtles all the way down.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:57 pm
Yeah! As soon as I figure out what that is, I'll thank you, Sean... or curse you.
Sean - August 1, 2009, 11:54 pm
Dammit, Bone ... you knew aggy was a recent convert to CT (Cosmic-Terrapinism), but you HAD to go there!
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:28 pm
This isn't much of an attack poster. I'm not even remotely offended.


PATRICIA'S MONKEY -


TAGS: pointillism cooling tower conjoined twins henry winkler jameson s role model warm beaver monkey spank camera spike croissant cameron ferris bueller red wings indian food phallic red dwarf triumph
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:06 pm
Sigh.... yeah, that's the stuff...ish.
TheTrashHeap - April 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
I remember this one. Comment nostalgia.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:01 pm
Used MWLF as the beginning of each line and named the 4 posters he surpassed.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:00 pm
I created this one.... it's too poetic and full of high-school level hidden meaning. aka: crap
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 10:58 pm
There is always this one.
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:24 am
Donkadonk!!! Woot wooot!!!
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:22 am
Where the air is free to....why is Trashes dog EYEBALLING ME??????? I've paid rent this month.....
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:22 am
Isn't it nice to let loose the bonds of politics and racism, and get back to the peace of monkies and badonkadonk?
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:21 am
Ooops. This isn't pat's. I mean I like it here, but I'm a purist ... at least when it comes to drinking water, and p***.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:19 am
Politics, religion, race, oyyyy ... hey, bring on 'dem monkeys ....
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:55 am
rev psych fails again!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:50 am
Just don't comment on this poster please
a name - June 28, 2009, 3:46 am
Oh, but they are, and I love them for it!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:44 am
It's a nic for people who come here just to stir up **** even when nobody is paying attention.
a name - June 28, 2009, 3:39 am
The South Park Timmies or the Mr. Wizard Timmies?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:37 am
wow the timmies are out tonight!
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 3:13 am
At least you spelled it right. Nite brother.
MO- - June 28, 2009, 3:10 am
Trash? MOOOOO? I'm out! Youz guyz have a good'n! As a well spoken sports anouncer on PTI says......GOOD NIGHT CANADA!!!
MO- - June 28, 2009, 2:56 am
PIG!!!! OOOOT!! OOOOOT!!! pig, pig, pig!!!! Wut, wuuuuut!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:54 am
I know its probably supposed to be a dog but i have always imagined the little brown curly tailed guy in the foreground to be a pig.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:52 am
From here I can see Bacon, Monkey, And Korean food
MO(nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:51 am
BACON!!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:49 am
nah this is timmy style c'mon everybody there's a monkey party in the bustle!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:48 am
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mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:48 am
Your dog is amsome.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:47 am
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moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:47 am
You're dog is amsome.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:44 am
And so it begins
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:43 am
Tag, You're it.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:42 am
I think it would be just ducky if this poster was #1 in comments, but that could never happen with an obscure, "not exactly gut busting" poster like this. Could it?
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:36 am
I dunno. The a** monkey FTW
MO (nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:35 am
I will now publicly appologize to pat....SWEATER MONKEYS RULE!!!
MO - June 25, 2009, 11:29 pm
Speakin of surreal aggy...I need some consistency in my MOtifaking! I'm not happy with the new changes...
MO - June 14, 2009, 9:28 pm
Ag, I love the place mat idea!! I'munna steal it, and make me a mouse pad! Maybe two......meese pads?
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:23 pm
It was all of us!!! The tags serve as cliff-notes for those who don't want to fully immerse themselves into what got this poster where it's at... a time capsule, of sorts.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 8:57 pm
I think I know where Patricia keeps his little cage. No if anyone wants me, I have to go back and finish reading the tags.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 7:44 pm
man Aggy you really summed it up perfectly, I'm proud to be included. Truth is, I haven't been a part of a movement so huge since the holocau.........I've said too much.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 14, 2009, 7:17 pm
Wow! I'm very honored, agdaniele! So is Patricia's Monkey ( hey, that could be a band name!) I didn't know you could have so many tags! In the future, I will be sure to abuse the tag feature. Hehe, warm beaver.
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 7:13 pm
This is very nice, Agd. Love the tag-art, too.
MO - June 14, 2009, 6:59 pm
5 blue pills!!!! And when I get to work tommorrow, 5 red ones!!!


Wordplay -


TAGS: cats fans cooling breeze electricity
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - February 14, 2016, 9:35 pm
What do you know. We think alike. We must be twins!
Pushkin - February 14, 2016, 9:35 pm
Thanks.
mizzdizz - February 14, 2016, 6:27 am
As I was scrolling down, the cat fan began to emerge---- my thoughts exactly! ^ Push! hahahaha!
Rick69 - February 14, 2016, 6:10 am
Could be a better fit... Good poster, regardless.
Pushkin - February 13, 2016, 10:48 pm
I could have called it Envy.
Rick69 - February 13, 2016, 6:11 pm
I like the wordplay, but it doesn't suit being the title of the poster. Just detracts a bit from the punchline, as it were.


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